Alex Rodriguez is hands down one of the greatest baseball players of our generation, maybe ever. And this chumpette is filing for divorce? Are you kidding me. People are saying that it is because A-rod is sleeping around with people including Madonna. A-rod's an all star, he could pull all kinds of tail. Why the fuck would he chose a wrinkly old bag of fake accents like Madonna who is 20 years past her expiration date?
I mean really.
Still, even if this was true he fucking A-rod. This guy hits baseballs like Ralph Kramden on "The Honeymooners (google that joke if you don't get it), and shes gonna pick Lenny Kravitz over him just cause he's a little unfaithful. And seriously Lenny Fucking Kravitz. His best song is a shitty remake of an awsome song, and you're gonna pick him over somebody with as many homers as Mickey Mantle? What increadable chumpaliscious chumpism.
CotD Rating: 5 walk off home runs out of 10
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