But were back now, for good, or at least today.
Today's Chumps of the Day are Colombian rebels:
Basically, these chumptastic rebels were tricked by agents disguised as rebels into marching some high profile prisoners out into the jungle where they were put on a helicopter. After the chopper took of the disguised rebels convinced them to give them their guns and then beat the shit out of them, thus freeing the hostages. Wow, what chumpatude. I thought Colombians were supposed to be tough or something. I mean c'mon, Scarface, Blow, Benicio Del Toro in every movie hes ever been in, Colombians are always pushing in peoples shit and generally being completely nuts. You don't fuck with them. But just by putting on fake mustaches and " Che Guevara shirts" (thats actually how they tricked them) they were made into enourmous chumps.
And thus we bestow upon them this CotD award. Good thing that is the only indignity they suffered....
"But not long after the group was airborne, Betancourt turned around and saw the local commander, alias Cesar, a man who had tormented her for four years, blindfolded and stripped naked on the floor."
Ha, ha, ha, wait, WHAT? What the fuck? Ok, new rule:
Colombian Rebels = Chumps, can be fucked with
Columbian Army = Will do fucked up shit to you, not to be fucked with
Chump Rating: 6 Che Guevara Shirts out of 10
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