CotD: The British

Today's chump is obviously the British:

Today is Americas birthday (in one sense) but really today marks the historical event of the time we made the Britich people look like gigantic chumps. Until the 1770s fucking with the British was like fucking with Keyser Soze. But then all the sudden America came around and completely chumpitized them by not playing by the rules. They ruffled petticoats, threw tea into harbors dressed as Indians, and murder the fuck out of a lot of british by hiding and shit. For more information see "The Patriot" starring Mel Gibson.

To be fair though they were up against George Washington, a man who could fucking kick you apart. Still today we celebrate one of the greatest chumpversals (when a chumpitizer is turned into a chumpitizee) in history. To be fair the brits have done some awsome stuff with the creation of Rock and Roll and the abolition of dentistry.

Chump Rating: 4 british people cumming out of 10