Today's news brought us this gem of a story, and our second ever chump of the day. This kid who wanted to blow up a school, told the police of his secret master plan to die, go to heaven, and kill Jesus.
WHAT A CHUMP.
This kid really didn't plan this one all the way out. First of all, you aren't going to get to the pearly gates by blowing up our school. You would have to be a good person and do charity and shit. OR, blow up like ten Muslim schools. Maybe he was planning to team up with the devil to kill jesus and ascend the throne of heaven, but everybody knows that the devil is really more into blondes.
His plan had some more flaws though. How the fuck did he think he was going to take on Jesus, ON HIS OWN FUCKING TURF. This guy looks like a Latin King, he should know a thing of two about fuck somebody up. What he should have done is had a friend say he was gonna blow up the school, then, pray really hard that Jesus comes to save everybody, and when he's not looking, fucking shank him in the gut. Boom! Not getting resurrected from that shit!
Chump Rating: 7 chumps out of 10
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